Monty Python

It's just a flesh wound.

Black Knight Plush Toy 

$18.99 

• Monty python and the holy grail themed
• Dismemberment fun for boys and girls of all ages
• Take out your frustration on the noble black knight
• Stands 14" tall
• Humorous novelty

Its got big pointy teeth!

Monty Python Killer Rabbit Plush Toy

$9.99 

• Killer baby rabbit! This 5-inch plush bunny may be cuddly and cute, but he's a killer.
• Just look at the chompers on this guy!
• From that wild and wacky movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail, comes this hilarious plush baby rabbit with sharp pointy teeth.
• Well, they're not really that sharp.
• But you can still use him to terrorize your kids, pets, and spouse!

Jump faster. Run higher.

 Jump faster. Run higher.

You're white. You cant jump. But you can get a decent job.

So you can afford Jump Stilts!

Not only do they make you taller, but instantly make you jump like a black

panther!...did you think I was going to say man? 

You racist bastard.

Jump Stilts

Depending on size $200-$400 
*description may very depending on the brand*
 Manufactured by Hitech & C Co. Ltd. of Korea Powerisers abide by stringent quality standards. The construction materials used for the Poweriser are of the highest quality. A genuine top quality jumping stilt available at an affordable price to the end user the Poweriser consists of a thick aluminum frame with a long lasting quality fiberglass leaf spring as the backbone.A twelve month general warranty (six months on Spring and Rod-D parts) serves as peace of mind for you our buyer that this outlay is worthwhile.An extreme exciting and interesting alternative sport ideal for good fun exercise or healthy competition. The Poweriser spring breaks down gradually with a controlled performance decrease and without any sudden dangerous breaks. Adult/Teen Powerisers allow you to jump 7 feet high and run 20 miles per hour. You must wear full safety equipment.

AirZooka

*Pfffffff*

"There it is again!"

"It's probably just the wind."

"IT'S NOT THE WIND!"

Airzooka Air Gun
$12.99

 

Don't go to vat19

They just had the best video.

Stay here with me.

I'll give you a back massage! 

Launch A Full Air Assault - Without Ever Leaving The Ground!

Airzooka is the 'fun gun' that blows a harmless ball of air towards any object, person (or animal!). The airball will travel up to twenty feet and beyond...

Cackle with amusement as, seemingly from nowhere, you are able to mess up a person's hair, ruffle their shirt, dress, or TPS reports from a distance, or just plain blow 'em away!.

The Airzooka is surprisingly accurate and Office Dogs Loathe Them!. But it's so fun to watch Cisco twenty feet away suddenly leap a foot into the air because of the ghost like ball of air that just nailed him. Needless to say all our office dogs are generating AirZooka Psychosis, but we suppose that's part of being an office dog.

Requiring no batteries or electricity, AirZooka operates simply by pulling and releasing a built-in elastic air launcher. And here's the best part: because it shoots air, you'll never run out of ammo (unless you happen to be on the moon!).

Astronaut Ice Cream

When we use up the Earths resources 

(*caugh* 2014 *caugh*)
We will be forced to migrate to the moon.
Ever try to eat melting ice cream in zero gravity?
Not easy!
So be the envy of your moon friends with Astronaut Ice Cream!
The only ice cream you can eat in space! 

With out making a mess that is.

Astronaut Ice Cream

$3.99

Space Food for Everyone

Science museums are really cool places with tons of wonderful learning experiences available to the public. You can walk through giant heart models, see dazzling laser displays, even gawp at actual moon landers. But let's face it, the best part of every science museum is normally in a bin near the cash register: freeze dried ice cream. Four of the tastiest words in the English language. But thanks to us, you can now get the ice cream astronauts eat without the risk of accidentally learning anything. Yay!
Each package of Astronaut Ice Cream is made with state-of-the-art yummy food technology. First made by the Whirlpool Corporation (yup, the washer/dryer people) for the Apollo missions, freeze dried ice cream has been a favorite of geeks ever since. We have three flavors to offer you. The "original" flavor most often found in museums is neapolitan (chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla) - and we also have mint chocolate chip (cool and delicious) and chocolate chocolate chip (very, very chocolaty) to tease your taste buds. Try one or try them all, we know you'll love 'em. And if you really want the full astronaut experience, just get some tall strong folks at your office to hold you upside down when you eat. Peristalsis is amazing, and so is Astronaut Ice Cream.
Each package is 0.7 oz of joy and can be stored (unopened) for up to 3 years.

Pocket Chainsaw

We all know you can't wield an axe in real life...

So how are you going to impress the ladies in the middle of the woods?

With your nerd gadget!

Not that nerd gadget...

Lightsabers aren't real yet.

Do it with your Pocket Chainsaw!
$29.99

It is as awesome and useful as it sounds! 

Keep a tiny chainsaw - in your pocket!

Chainsaws are awesome tools. They've been around ever since around 1830 (look up: Heine's osteotome) and evolved into what we know by around WWII. But it's kind of hard to keep a whole chainsaw in your pocket (not to mention dangerous). Oh, but now you can. And, because it's just the perfect name, we call this chainsaw you keep in your pocket: the Pocket Chainsaw!
Each Pocket Chainsaw comes curled up in a tin. Unfold the 28" chain, and you'll be instantly enamored by the high strength, heat-treated steel links and teeth. Loop on the hooks if you want to just use a finger to pull each side (great for lighter jobs), or add the hooks and then the handles for full hand pulling (for bigger jobs). Wrap the limb you wish to cut and then just pull back and forth. The Pocket Chainsaw works fast and it works clean - cutting in both directions due to the bi-directional teeth. You'll cut through a 3" limb in less than 10 seconds! Keep a Pocket Chainsaw in your car, your household emergency kit, your zombie preparedness pack - you know, anywhere you might need to cut through limbs in a hurry!
 
Pocket Chainsaw

• Keep a chainsaw with you at all times - for whenever you need to do some cutting!
• Cuts 3" diameter limbs in 10 seconds (or less)!
• Made of high strength, heat-treated steel - specially coated for rust resistance.
• Saw in can weighs only 5 oz!
• 124 bi-directional teeth.
• Includes: saw, hooks, handles, and carrying can.
• Dimensions: 28" long saw (when uncoiled).

Remote Controlled Ball

Now your ball(s) are smarter than you.

Sphero Robotic Ball
$129.99

The ball. Evolved.

Sphero is a robotic ball and unlike any other game you've seen before. It's a robotic ball gaming device that you control with a tilt, touch, or swing of your smartphone or tablet. Compatible with both iOS and Android, Sphero delivers a unique mixed-reality experience. Draw a shape and Sphero will follow the path. Control Sphero by tilting your tablet back and forth. Swing your smartphone like a golf club and Sphero will be the golf ball. With every new app you download, you'll experience this robotic ball in a new and fun way.

Bullet Headline

• Robotic ball that you control with your smartphone or tablet
• Single and multi-player apps let you engage in the virtual world and play in the real one
• Compatible with Bluetooth-enabled smartphones and tablets, including iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch, and Android devices.
• Change Sphero's color to suit your mood or to have it glow in the dark
• Package includes: Sphero robotic ball, inductive charging base, Quick Start card, user manual.
• Apps: Available through the iTunes App Store or Android Market / Google Play. Several apps are free.
• Construction: Opaque high-impact polycarbonite shell with an Orbotix Smart Robot inside
• Dimensions: approx. 3" in diameter
• Connections: Wireless Bluetooth, driven by mobile apps
• LiPo Battery: 60 minutes of drive time after a 180 minute charge

Ninja Remote

You aren't stealthy and have no karate skills,

but now you can hack any TV like a ninja!

Ninja Remote Stealth Television Control Gadget 

Only $29.99 and you can wreak havoc!

Stealth control any TV and watch chaos ensue

On. Off. Volume Up. Volume Down. Channel Up. Channel Down. What is wrong with the TV? Only you will know it's the Ninja Remote! Annoy the crap out of friends and enemies by possessing their TV. Perfect for interrupting stupid sporting events, obnoxious video games, moronic sitcoms, idiotic talking heads, and poorly scripted movies!
Places you could use the Ninja Remote (not that we're encouraging you):

• At home (we are not responsible for your couples therapy bills)
• At school (c'mon teen geeks, you know you're tired of those boring history videos)
• In the doctor or dentist's waiting room (if they're going to waste half your day...)
• At friends' houses (leave it there for a few days, then come back later to retrieve it)
• On photography trips (as a super long range shutter remote)

The Ninja Remote is here to give you real ultimate power. Like a ninja, you can remain unseen and control any TV from up to 400 feet away. Jam all other remotes so only you can pick the channel or choose the "bomb" function to cause the TV to change channels and volume at random for 5-15 minutes. ThinkGeek is not responsible for loss of spouse, significant other, friends, or employment. We just provide the tools...
Product Specifications

• Prank device allows you to control virtually any TV or digital camera
• Works up to 400 feet away (a good ninja is never seen!)
• Bomb button will cause a TV to change channels & volume at random for 5-15 minutes
• Jam button blocks all other remotes from controlling the TV
• Take control of all TV functions to watch what you want, wherever you are
• Upgraded TV codes support virtually any TV, including new HDTVs
• Powerful IR LEDs give this remote a huge range
• Digital Camera Shutter button lets you take self-portraits from far, far away
• Compatible with 99% of the digital cameras on the market
• Batteries: 3 AAA (not included)

Guitar Pick Punch

If you're a guitar player this is an awesome tool to have,

if you're not a guitar player this is an awesome tool to have.

Guitar Pick Punch

$24.99

GUITAR PICKS EVERYWHERE!

Punch your own picks!

Guitar picks are small, and we have to admit, sometimes we lose 'em. And sometimes, you just discover you need one at the strangest times (impromptu flashmob jam sessions, raucous children's parties, boring company meetings, etc.). Well, the good news is: if you have a DIY Guitar Pick Punch and some imagination, you'll never be without a guitar pick again.
Just insert the material you want a pick out of into the DIY Guitar Pick Punch, and . . . well . . . squeeze. Instant guitar pick! Make them out of expired credit cards, those grocery store club cards, plastic packaging material, and more! Hey, want to get super DIY-y? Then punch a few thin picks and glue them together into the ultimate pick of density. Keep a DIY Guitar Pick Punch in your gigbag, and you'll never be without a pick again. Now, if only someone can invent a guitar punch for punching out fully functional guitars!
DIY Guitar Pick Punch

• Never be without a guitar pick again - just punch your own!
• Can punch a variety of materials - up to 0.9mm thick!
• Punch a few slimmer picks and glue them together for a truly custom pick experience.
• Pick Dimensions: similar to a 351 style picks - approx. 1.1875" (30mm) x 1.0625" (25.5mm)
• Punch Dimensions: approx. 6" x 1.25" x 4.25"

Titanium Spork!

Half spoon, half fork, all titanium, totally epic.

Titanium Spork

Get yours for only 3 difficult payments of $3.33333!
or
one easy payment of $9.99 
 

The Spork of the Gods

Every mythic hero normally has an equally mythic weapon. Zeus had his thunderbolts. Thor had his hammer, Mjolnir. King Arthur had his Excalibur. Frodo and Bilbo had their Sting. Rhydderch Hael had his Dyrnwyn. King Kong had his bananas . . . you get the idea. It's time for you to join the ranks of the heroes and heroines of lore as you wield your own legendary weapon in your battle against a very powerful foe: hunger.
The Titanium Spork is ready for the challenge. Titanium is known for its great strength, corrosion resistance, and light weight, which makes this spork a valuable asset around feeding time. Imagine how much more food you could shovel in at your local buffet if you didn't have to worry about the strain of picking up a heavy fork or spoon. Your food consumption can become the stuff of legends. Even just holding the Titanium Spork in your hand, you can feel its power. It is perhaps the greatest gastronomic invention since lickable wallpaper. Hunger, beware - your end is near!
Titanium Spork Dimensions: approx. 6.25" long and 1.5" at its widest point.

AK Ice Cube Tray

 Your ice is dumb.

But it doesn't have to be!

Go straight from drinking an 

ice cold (insert favorite beverage here)

to shooting your neighbors annoying dog!

AK Ice Cube Tray!
$7.99

*Gun not included


More Epic Ice Trays


 

Giant candy

Your mother said ONE piece of candy,

the beauty is in the details.

Choose wisely.  

Giant Gummy Bears - Like 5 Pounds Giant... 

Giant Gummy Worm - Like 2ft

Giant Hershey Kiss (7oz) & Bar (5lb) 

Huge Reese's Cups - Two 5in Diameter 

Giant Snickers Bar - 16 OZ

So basically diabetes in a piece of candy.

Magic Booze

Distract people from your alcoholism with this magical device.  

Seriously. I have no idea how it works.

So lets say magic, because its cooler that way.

True Fabrications Chain Bottle Rack

'80 Retro Iphone Case

I know what you're thinking, 

"Why would I ever want that big thing."

Well hear me out. One day you're walking along and you get

sucked through a worm hole and end up in 1980.

You whip out your phone to see if for some reason your signal reaches through the worm hole back home,

someone sees your futuristic phone and calls the military.

They arrest you and dissect you because they think you're an alien.

when they find out you're not an alien they throw your body in the 

ocean and pretend it never happened. 

Click here to avoid all this.

Ninja Coat Hooks

Don't just hang things,

Epic Ninja Hang Things Like A Ninja Of Epicocity!

Ninja Coat Hooks

• Ninja style metal coat hook.
• The Ninja Coat Hooks will transform your hallway into the scene of a Shanghai back street stand-off.
• Each metal Ninja Coat Hook has one corner cleverly engineered into a screw, which allows you to fix securely to your wall or door, whilst making it look like it has been hurled from the hands of a deadly Ninjitsu assassin.
• You will certainly cause a stir with your guests as they go to hang up their coats.
• Enjoy!!

Like Stamp

Like my facebook page and I'll like your face.

By hitting you. In the face.

Like and Dislike Stamps (Set)
$10.99

Product Description

Have trouble stating your opinion on things with a well thought out string of words that form a witty sentence? Well we just made your life a whole lot easier! Preloaded with enough ink for 5,000 assertions, the stamps gives you the ability to emphatically thwack your opinion on tangible objects ... in the real world. Second season of LOST on DVD? Dislike! Sarah Palin on the cover of US Magazine? Dislike! Cease and desist letters? Dislike! Parking tickets? Dislike! Pictures of kittens? Dislike! Honestly, we're critical of most things so don't pay attention to us.

Garden Zombie

A Zombie Apocalypse is inevitable,

and if you place one of these bad boys in your lawn,

other zombies will understand that this is his 

territory and move along.

 And your family can go on having brains.

Garden Zombie, For Protection, Not Looks.

$89.99 - It's for the safety of your family.

Product Features

• Lifesize resin garden sculpture
• Incredibly detailed and wonderfully creepy
• 31.5 x 19.5 x 8 inches 

Product Description

There's A Zombie On Your Lawn! Nobody was quite sure what caused it. An alien pathogen riding the tail of Halley's Comet? Some government "rage" virus? Radiation from a downed satellite? Your guess is as good as ours, but one thing's for sure - the dead are rising, and they are hungry for your brains. It's a post-zombie world, and if we want to live in it, we have to learn to live with them. Everybody walks around with large caliber weapons, swords, and cricket bats now, but every now and again you see the so-called "domesticated" zombies. These de-toothed and chained shamblers are useful for all sorts of tasks - from carrying your groceries to scaring off those nasty neighborhood kids. Now, of course it's illegal to sell reanimated corpses, so we've had to rely on resin facsimiles to stand in for a frightening visage of death. Watching over your garden is a monstrous shambler, pale, vile and seemingly hungry! Of course, you know better! He's just a terrifying statue! From mid-torso up, he "rises" out of your freshly tilled and mulched begonias ready to devour the brains of the next interloper he comes across. Guaranteed to scare away any trespasser, without the headaches of accidentally releasing a real zombie. All those complications, bodies, and police forms - who needs the hassle? Your fresh resin Garden Zombie comes packed in three pieces, and assembles in seconds!

Beard-Hat

What is sexier than a giant scruffy beard?

Nothing.

I'm trying to help you. click here.
$49.96 

 Barbarian Collection - Long Black The Barbarian Collection has finally arrived! The mightiest of all the Beard Heads, the new Barbarian Collection sprouts epic manliess from every pore of its very being! With an seemingly endless explosion of powerful hair bursting forth from your face, you're sure to conquer any obstacle you encounter by sheer intimidation alone! - 100% Acrylic Yarn - One-size fits (almost) all

Epic Macbook Decals

Now you can inform everyone at once

that you hate them.

And you don't have to lift a finger.

 Epic Macbook Decals!

 Click here to go to the decal page, 

to see many more!

iphone Book Case

Pull out your book in the corner of the

coffee shop and look smart while

 reading the story of Angry Birds.

Twelve South BookBook for iPhone 4/4S
$59.99

Worlds Most Powerful Laser

Looks like a lightsaber huh?
IT IS!!!!
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN

okay maybe not.
But its pretty freaking close!
It doesn't just light matches...
It cuts them in half! 





The Spyder III "Krypton Green" 
and "Arctic Blue" Lasers

Worlds Most Powerful Handheld Lasers.

Only $299.99

They also have many other cheaper lasers,

that are less likely to burn down your house.

The S3 Spyder III Arctic is the world's most powerful laser you can legally own. It's got a cool-blue, but blazing-hot, 1W laser beam. Currently being tested by Guinness World Records this is the world's most powerful handheld laser.

• Completely legal laser power - The 1000 mW output power of the blue laser beam is able to burn through balloons, plastic, and much more. In the U.S., it's totally legal to use a laser of any power for appropriate, non-commercial private use.*
• 100% unlimited duty cycle - Operate the laser continuously, 24/7 with no risk of damaging the laser diode.
• Strong laser in a strong body - The aircraft grade aluminum chassis lets you be confident that the body is as tough as the laser is strong. It's also totally portable, smaller than a regular flashlight, you can carry all this power in the palm of your hand.
• More than just power - This is the first laser to have nine operating modes: Strobe Mode (Hi / Low), Constant Wave (Hi / Low), SOS (Hi / Low), Beacon (Hi / Low), Tactical Hibernation Mode. You have total control of the 1 Watt laser beam.
• Powerful safety features - The new Smartswitch 2.0 technology locks out unauthorized access to your laser so you have peace of mind this super-powered laser is safe when you're not around, now with 9 operation modes - including 5 new tactical modes - SOS (Hi / Low) , Beacon (Hi / Low) , and Tactical Hibernation.
• Comes with: LaserShades Safety Goggles, Tactical Nylon Holster, Rechargeable Sanyo 18650 Battery and Charger, Safety Guide

Note - This laser is too powerful to be used as a gun sight. Never point it at another person, animal, or vehicle.

Bear Grylls Survival Series

So you think you're Bear Grylls?

Make sure you're prepared like him,

with his ultimate survival series by Gerber!

Be Prepared For Everything.

Bear Grylls Ultimate Survival Kit
$35.00 

 

Bear Grylls Survival Series Ultimate Knife

$35.00

Bear Grylls Survival Series Ultimate Multi-Tool 

$35.00

ChumBuddy

Alright who hasn't wanted to sleep in

the belly of a shark at one point or another?

Well Here is your chance! Click here to do it!

$199.99 

Product Description

It's a stuffed toy! It's a sleeping bag. IT'S A SHARK! The new Chumbuddy 2 is easier to carry and more functional as a real sleeping bag. Hand made with care and love! The model in the product picture is 6'3 (192 cm). Lining Material: T/C (65% Polyester, 35% Cotton) Fill Material: Polyester Fiber Interior Dimension: 200 x 80 cm (31.5 x 79 inch)