Waterproof iPhone Case

 To boldly go where no iPhone has gone before.

Well not many anyway.

 iOttie Waterproof Skin For iPhone

$14.99 

Water-Dirt-Dust-Foolproof

• 100% waterproof, dirt-proof, and dust-proof
• Retains full touch screen and call functionality
• 98% skin transparency

As a shark, it can be exceedingly difficult to take calls and texts. Every time you think you hear the phone ring you realize that you're just hallucinating because every phone you've brought under the sea has died just about instantly (and sometimes shockingly). Being underwater poses quite a challenge when it comes to being a shark socialite, you need some protection. You need the iOttie Waterproof Skin.
Finally, when your phone rings, it actually does! You can play games, text, surf the web, do everything you've always wanted to do but never could. With the iOttie Waterproof Skin, you don’t have to worry about sand, reef dust, volcanic dirt, or ocean tides. The iOttie is 98% transparent so all your Instagram photos of your lunch (fish, fish, and fish) come out crystal clear. Along with protecting your phone from any and all “elemental interruptions”, you'll never have an issue with touch screen interference. And when it comes time to charge, each skin can be taken off and reused at least twice! The iOttie is the answer to all your problems; now if only you hadn't eaten all your friends...
Product Specifications

• The iPhone protector for a person who really needs one!
• 100% Waterproof, dirt-proof, and dust-proof
• Great for anything from painting to skiing
• Retains full touch screen and call functionality while in the waterproof skin.
• 98% skin transparency allows for infinitesimal interference for picture and camera
• iOttie includes:
  
  • 2 skins
  • 4 seals
  • 4 leakage indicators
• Each skin can be reused at least twice.
• Note: Not intended for permanent water-resistance, use at your own risk

Giant Jenga

Just look at how much fun they are having

playing with all that wood!

Giant Jenga - Starts at 4 Feet!

$169.99

Product Features

• Handcrafted from New Zealand Pine.
• Comes with convenient canvas carry bag.
• Fully stacked measures approx. 4 feet tall.
• 65 Blocks. Block size (approx. 8 1/4 x 1 3/4 x 1 1/2 inches)

Useless Machine

It truly is useless.

There is nothing more to it.

Seriously, this is it.

 Useless Box

$39.99

Turn it on, so it can turn itself off.

• Fun, DIY electronics kit has only one function: turn it on and it turns itself off.
• Every flip of the switch will also make a smile appear on onlookers.
• One of the silliest electronics kits ever.

Ok, so it's a black box, sort of shiny, with a switch on top. But what does the switch do? Does it launch a nuclear attack? Does it terminate someone you don't know somewhere in the world? Does it make bacon magically appear? You stare at it over and over, hour after hour, until you can't take it anymore. You turn it on. And out of the box, a little finger pops out and turns the unit back off. That's all it does, and the smile on your face is proof it works. Presenting, the Useless Box Kit.
The Useless Box Kit arrives as most kits do: a pile of parts. With easy to follow instructions, you'll be assembling your Useless Box Kit very quickly. Whip out your soldering iron, do a little bit of work, and then screw the thing together. When you're done, you'll have your own gleaming acrylic box. Set it on your desk and wait for curiosity to cause victim after victim to turn it on - each to be met with the little finger turning the box back off. The Useless Box Kit - the silliest science kit we've ever fallen in love with.
Please Note: The acrylic pieces come with protective paper on both sides (as shown in the parts shot). You need to peel this off before installation.
Useless Box Kit

• Build this fun kit and amaze everyone with how technology can do incredibly simple thing.
• Turn the Useless Box on, and it will turn itself off. That's all it does.
• Oh, and it also makes cool people smile (and scares away the squares).
• Box made of space-age acrylic panels.
• Over 50 pieces install easily, with some basic soldering and screwdriver skills.
• Tools, solder, and batteries not included.
• Batteries: 2 AA (not included)
• Skill Level: High beginner / low intermediate
• Completed Dimensions: approx. 5.5" x 4.125" x 2.75"

Potty Putter

For those times when you forget your smartphone.

 You know what I'm talking about.

 Potty Putter Putting Mat Golf Game

$14.99 

Product Features

• Includes
• The Putting Green!
• 2 Golf Balls!
• Putter & Flag Stick!

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Product Description

You get home from a long day at work. The kids are bothering you. The wife is being her lovely self. All you want to do is practice your putt but you don't have the time to hit the course for a few weeks. Well why not work out the kinks in your putting game with our new Potty Putter? It's a true innovation in getting the most out of each trip to the restroom. Get one for the office and one for home. Finally, you can play some golf without all those bothersome people. The Bathroom is perhaps your last bastion of freedom so don't let anyone invade it.

Mirror Wiper

It's about freaking time!

Now when someone enters the bathroom

uninvited you have something to whack them with!

 

Mirror Wiper

$129.99

Product Features

• Mirror includes manual windshield wiper
• clears fog and moisture quickly
• A unique home decor item - creative and functional!