Outlet Wall Safe

Hide yo sh*t like boss!

 Outlet Hidden Wall Safe

$6.50 

An easy way to conceal your stuff

• Comes with cutout saw and easy install directions
• Once installed, pivots out to reveal secret hiding place
• Jewelry and money not included (sorry)

The Hidden Wall Safe is handy because most burglars spend less than six minutes inside a victim’s home and only have time to check the most obvious places for valuables. These unique wall safes allow you to hide valuables inside one of many identical looking wall outlets you already have in your home, the last place someone is likely to look. According to the Chicago Police these units are better than a locked safe and a hundred times cheaper. Worried about the outlet cover not matching your other outlets? No sweat, you can interchange any standard plug cover for this one to match your other plugs.

• High impact plastic and metal
• Once installed it pivots out to reveal the secret hiding place
• Comes with cutout saw and template for easy installation in just minutes
• Dimensions: 7"H x 3.5"W x 2.5"D
• Jewelry and money not included!

Caffeinated Syrup

 Who needs coffee when you can have waffles!?

 All-Natural Caffeinated Maple Syrup

$12.99

Wake up waffles!

• Delicious and highly caffeinated maple syrup - with no artificial anything!
• Loaded with caffeine to help supercharge your breakfast.
• Each serving has more caffeine than most energy drinks!

We like eating waffles and pancakes. A lot. Other than bacon, it's some of our favorite breakfast-anytime food. There's just something about waffles and pancakes that make you feel all warm and squishy inside. But they also sometimes make us tired. No longer. Not now that we have this All-Natural Caffeinated Maple Syrup. With this super syrup, we'll never be tired again!
All-Natural Caffeinated Maple Syrup is exactly what it sounds like. Really delicious maple syrup (with nothing artificial in it) loaded with caffeine. You'll get about 84mg of caffeine per tablespoon serving. For comparison, a 10 oz bottle of BAWLS has 80mg of caffeine. So, you're getting a little more than an energy drink worth of caffeine per serving. And this All-Natural Caffeinated Maple Syrup is so tasty, you might just use a couple servings per meal. We did. Three days ago. And we haven't been to sleep since!


All-Natural Caffeinated Maple Syrup

• Delicious maple syrup is all-natural (with no artificial anythings) and loaded with caffeine.
• 84mg of caffeine per serving (most energy drinks are only 80mg).
• 14 servings per glass bottle (which you can then reuse or recycle).
• Net Wt.: 16.5 oz.
• Dimensions: 8" x 3.75" x 1.625"

Illuminated Nightstand

No more stubbing your toes on the nightstand!

Unless your blind. But then how would you get on 

the internet to buy this in the first place. 

Rotoluxe™ Kvad Planter/Table - Indoor Use

$170.00 

 Light up any indoor space with the Kvad Planter/Table by Rotoluxe™. Manufactured from 100% recycled plastic, each product prevents 10 pounds of plastic waste from entering the landfill.

Skull Shot Glass

The mold is said to be made from the

shrunken head of Abraham Lincoln.

Doomed: 'Crystal Skull' 2.5oz Shot Glass

$9.99

Drink-Drunk Shot Glass Set

 Be the envy of all your Frat buddies!

haha jk

You never got in a Frat... Nerd.

Bottoms Up - Two Shot Glasses

$10.99

Fred & Friends set of 2 shot glasses. Upright the glass says Drink. Upturned it says drunk.

iPhone Microscope

Now you can instagram the dust on

your home gym out in the garage!

 Mini Microscope For iPhone

 $29.99

Get close and personal!

• 60x magnification... on your iPhone!
• 3 built-in white LEDs
• See tiny things, verify watermarks, and more

Every time we get a new iPhone accessory, we're like HOLY CRAP WE LIVE IN THE FUTURE. Go on, ask the you from 20 years ago if you can imagine having a device that fits in your pocket that can check email, watch TV shows, video chat with your siblings from across the country... Yeah, the you from 20 years ago just told you to shut up. We know, that's what we said to us too.
The Mini Microscope for iPhone transforms your smartphone into a mini microscope capable of 60x magnification. Attach the Mini Microscope to the camera lens of your iPhone 4 or 4S and you can zoom in on just about anything. Three built-in bright white LEDs will shed light on your subject and even allow you to reliably verify watermarks. And of course, since it is attached to your camera, you can take photos of everything you're examining and share them with the world.
Bullet Headline

• Microscope attachment for the iPhone 4/4S
• Attaches to the lens of your camera
• Zoom in at 60x magnification
• Three built-in bright white LEDs included
• See tiny things, verify watermarks, and more
• Take photos of the things you're examining and share them
• Dimensions: approx. 1.46" x 1.61" x 0.67"
• Batteries: 3x LR1130

Portable Body Scale

Now you can show people you're fat,

Where ever you go!

 Portable Body Scale

$29.99

Tiny bathroom

• Ultra compact scale can fit in tiny bathroom, purse, or bag
• Red LEDs light up with your weight
• Perfect for travel: weigh your suitcase of souvenirs before you fly!

We envy the houses on HGTV with their bathrooms large enough for a whirlpool tub for two and a television. The reality is that many of us have a bathroom just large enough to do the basics of human hygiene. And when your healthstyle requires a semi-regular weighing of your bodily mass, you need to fit a scale into the cramped floor plan of your water closet.
The Portable Body Scale is here to save your space! The ultra compact design of this body scale means you can fit it anywhere in your bathroom or take it on the road when you travel. (It's also handy for weighing your suitcase before you go to the airport!) Made of toughened glass, this scale is seriously strong and will hold up to 330 pounds. Step on the scale and the red LED will light up giving you a steady and clear reading.
Product Specifications

• Ultra compact scale can fit in tiny bathroom, purse, or bag
• Red LEDs light up with your weight
• Switch between pounds and kilograms with the flick of a switch
• Perfect for travel: weigh your suitcase of souvenirs before you fly!
• Best used on a hard, flat surface (aka, not carpet)
• Automatic shut-off conserves battery life
• Material: Super tough glass
• Minimum Weight: 11 lb / 5 kg
• Maximum Weight: 330 lb / 150 kg
• Batteries: 2 AAA (not included)
• Dimensions: approx. 8.27" x 4.33" x 0.79"

Waterproof iPhone Case

 To boldly go where no iPhone has gone before.

Well not many anyway.

 iOttie Waterproof Skin For iPhone

$14.99 

Water-Dirt-Dust-Foolproof

• 100% waterproof, dirt-proof, and dust-proof
• Retains full touch screen and call functionality
• 98% skin transparency

As a shark, it can be exceedingly difficult to take calls and texts. Every time you think you hear the phone ring you realize that you're just hallucinating because every phone you've brought under the sea has died just about instantly (and sometimes shockingly). Being underwater poses quite a challenge when it comes to being a shark socialite, you need some protection. You need the iOttie Waterproof Skin.
Finally, when your phone rings, it actually does! You can play games, text, surf the web, do everything you've always wanted to do but never could. With the iOttie Waterproof Skin, you don’t have to worry about sand, reef dust, volcanic dirt, or ocean tides. The iOttie is 98% transparent so all your Instagram photos of your lunch (fish, fish, and fish) come out crystal clear. Along with protecting your phone from any and all “elemental interruptions”, you'll never have an issue with touch screen interference. And when it comes time to charge, each skin can be taken off and reused at least twice! The iOttie is the answer to all your problems; now if only you hadn't eaten all your friends...
Product Specifications

• The iPhone protector for a person who really needs one!
• 100% Waterproof, dirt-proof, and dust-proof
• Great for anything from painting to skiing
• Retains full touch screen and call functionality while in the waterproof skin.
• 98% skin transparency allows for infinitesimal interference for picture and camera
• iOttie includes:
  
  • 2 skins
  • 4 seals
  • 4 leakage indicators
• Each skin can be reused at least twice.
• Note: Not intended for permanent water-resistance, use at your own risk

Giant Jenga

Just look at how much fun they are having

playing with all that wood!

Giant Jenga - Starts at 4 Feet!

$169.99

Product Features

• Handcrafted from New Zealand Pine.
• Comes with convenient canvas carry bag.
• Fully stacked measures approx. 4 feet tall.
• 65 Blocks. Block size (approx. 8 1/4 x 1 3/4 x 1 1/2 inches)

Useless Machine

It truly is useless.

There is nothing more to it.

Seriously, this is it.

 Useless Box

$39.99

Turn it on, so it can turn itself off.

• Fun, DIY electronics kit has only one function: turn it on and it turns itself off.
• Every flip of the switch will also make a smile appear on onlookers.
• One of the silliest electronics kits ever.

Ok, so it's a black box, sort of shiny, with a switch on top. But what does the switch do? Does it launch a nuclear attack? Does it terminate someone you don't know somewhere in the world? Does it make bacon magically appear? You stare at it over and over, hour after hour, until you can't take it anymore. You turn it on. And out of the box, a little finger pops out and turns the unit back off. That's all it does, and the smile on your face is proof it works. Presenting, the Useless Box Kit.
The Useless Box Kit arrives as most kits do: a pile of parts. With easy to follow instructions, you'll be assembling your Useless Box Kit very quickly. Whip out your soldering iron, do a little bit of work, and then screw the thing together. When you're done, you'll have your own gleaming acrylic box. Set it on your desk and wait for curiosity to cause victim after victim to turn it on - each to be met with the little finger turning the box back off. The Useless Box Kit - the silliest science kit we've ever fallen in love with.
Please Note: The acrylic pieces come with protective paper on both sides (as shown in the parts shot). You need to peel this off before installation.
Useless Box Kit

• Build this fun kit and amaze everyone with how technology can do incredibly simple thing.
• Turn the Useless Box on, and it will turn itself off. That's all it does.
• Oh, and it also makes cool people smile (and scares away the squares).
• Box made of space-age acrylic panels.
• Over 50 pieces install easily, with some basic soldering and screwdriver skills.
• Tools, solder, and batteries not included.
• Batteries: 2 AA (not included)
• Skill Level: High beginner / low intermediate
• Completed Dimensions: approx. 5.5" x 4.125" x 2.75"