Juice to Alcohol

What is the point of magic

if it doesn't get you drunk?

 

Magic Juice to Alcohol Kit

$12.99 

for enough to make 384oz of 14%

That's like 64 beers worth of good old alcohol!

Ferment your own happiness

• Add a packet of magic to a big bottle of juice, and it will turn into an alcoholic delight within 48 hours.
• Juice will have an alcohol content of up to 14 percent. Dang.
• Six packets per kit (each packet will turn a 64oz bottle of juice into booze).

Every once in a while a product comes along that just stops us in our tracks. Sometimes it's a new gadget, sometimes it's an expensive piece of electronics. Today, it is something very low tech, but unbelievably awesome: the DIY Juice to Alcohol Kit. Take some deep breaths and get ready for the biggest smile you've had in a long time. Read on, friend.
The DIY Juice to Alcohol Kit is a simple little kit. First, you just have to get yourself a 64oz bottle of juice. Then pour in a packet of the DIY Juice to Alcohol Kit's yeast and pop the airlock top on. Inside the juice, the yeast will begin its sweet, sweet science - it will convert the fructose of the juice into alcohol and carbonation. Within 48 hours (you can start tasting after 24), you'll have your very own alcoholic beverage. This type of drink has been enjoyed in Europe for about a million years. The Germans call it Federweißer; the Austrians call it Sturm. We call it AWESOME. Get a DIY Juice to Alcohol Kit now and turn boring, healthy juice into the party beverage it was intended to become. Prost!
 
DIY Juice to Alcohol Kit

• With this kit and a 64oz bottle of juice, you'll be able to enjoy a sparkling, alcoholic beverage in 48 hours.
• Science causes the yeast in the kit to turn the fructose in the juice into alcohol and carbonation.
• Juice not included.
• Alcohol Content: once it has sat 48 hours, alcohol content can reach 14 percent.
• Includes: 6 yeast packets, 6 bottle labels, 1 airlock, 1 rubber stopper, and fun recipes.
• Ingredients: yeast, organic evaporated cane juice, emulsifier.
• Net Wt.: each packet contains 1g (0.035oz) of magic.