Bad Ass Bandaids

How to heal a boo-boo like a man!

Epic Bandages 

$0.99-4.99 


Once you click on the link, there is a little bar in the middle of the screen where you can choose which one you want!

Epic Snuggies

 Ever wanted to be awesome?

BOOM! BANG! POW!

The Batman Snuggie

$29.99 

 More awesomeness:

Gum Lighter

"Can I have a piece of gum?"

"Yeah, just let me just light you on fire first."

Refillable Butane Lighter Mint Chewing Gum

$7.99 

Product Description

Mini And Slim? Green Arrow Shape. Refillable and using standard lighter gas. Dimension: 7.5cm x 2cm x 1.1cm(L/W/H)

Belt Buckle Flask

People will be staring at your crotch all day.

Belt Buckle Liquor Flask (Engravable)

$6.99

Product Description

A bit renegade and a bit rock 'n roll, this belt buckle liquor flask keeps your spirits handy and your pants secure. Made of polished stainless steel, our 2oz small flask easily slips from its holder to give you a quick sip whenever you need it, stays firm in the buckle when you're finished...and all the while makes a bold, belted statement. Liquor flask measures 2 x 3 . Fits belts up to 1 wide. Belt not included. Optional engraving available only at HomeWetBar.com.

Bill Murray Coloring Book!

Coloring Books = Badass

Bill Murray = Badass

Bill Murray Coloring Book =  To awesome to put into words!!!

Thrill Murray (coloring book)

$14.99

Book Description

Publication Date: August 13, 2012

Be it in Ghostbusters, Lost in Translation, King Pin or Rushmore Bill Murray has become a favorite of our screens and has gone on to win the heart of indie fans around the world. This a collection of images inspired by the great man himself, compiled in a coloring book, so we can fill in Bill as much as we want!

PB&J Wallet

 You no longer have to worry about people

 stealing your wallet,

only eating it...

and maybe stealing it.

DCI Yummy Pocket, Peanut Butter and Jelly

 $9.99

 

Product Features

• 3-D photo printed pouch looks like a real peanut butter and jelly sandwich
• Two pockets in one with magnetic closure
• Zippered pouches fit small accessories such as phones, pens, lip gloss, money and credit cards
• Unique gift idea
• Measures 4 x 5.5 x 1-inches

8-Bit Bouquet

When was the last time you got your 

girlfriend Mom some flowers?

8-Bit Flower Bouquet

$14.99

 

Sometimes Even Self-Rescuing Princesses Need Flowers

• Pixelated flowers make the perfect gift for your 8-bit Princess 8bit
• Never needs watering
• Includes folding stand for display

We raced across the finest retro gaming platformers to pluck these choice posies for your pixel-based enjoyment. The 8-Bit Flower Bouquet is guaranteed to never wilt and is the perfect gift for the old-skool girl gamer in your life. The 8-Bit Flower Bouquet looks great standing on a table or hanging on a wall and reminds everyone that our entire reality is only a highly detailed video game being played by omnipotent beings from the 4th dimension.

Product Features

• Pixelated flowers make the perfect gift for your 8-bit Princess
• Never needs watering
• 3-D construction with 3 layers of depth
• Includes folding stand for solo display
• Holes in back for wall mounting
• Stands 13" high

Magic Frustration Box

Give the Gift of Frustration!

 Magic IQ Gift Box

$9.99 

Piss off everyone! Even your dog!

• Wooden gift box that is also a puzzle
• Warning: Impatient giftees will break it open
• Gift not included! Provide your own.

Product Features

• Small wooden box has seemingly no way to open it and can store a small gift
• Box comes empty. You provide the gift
• Difficult to open... unless you know how
• No instructions are included
• Small box measures 10.5 cm x 6.5 cm x 4.5 cm. Interior area for storing your gift measures 8 cm x 1.6 cm (Your gift needs to be small. Like jewelry or folded up cash.)
• Large box measures 15.0 cm x 8.5 cm x 5.3 cm. Has TWO compartments.- 9.2 cm x 4.7 cm x 2.2 cm and 5.3 cm x 2.8 cm x 2.2 cm

Bacon Hand Sanitizer

I've found a way to rid the world of

both germs and things that don't smell like Bacon!

And the Bacon Raytm is in the works, 

I have my top men on it!

PorkKleen Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer

$1.99

 

Be as clean as a pig!

• Be germ-free and smell like delicious meat
• Are you as clean as a pig? You can be!
• Each bottle contains 2.25 ounces of hand sanitizer

In the words of a brilliant man, Homer Simpson:

All normal people love meat. If I went to a BBQ and there was no meat, I would say "Yo Goober! Where's the meat?" I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.

If you're looking to win friends and influence people, we have the product that will launch you into super stardom. PorkKleen Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer will give your hands the distinct odeur of crisp, delicious bacon.
And as an added bonus, PorkKleen Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer actually santizes your hands, killing the germs you'll acquire when you shake the hands of all of those new friends you've just made.
Get some today and remember what Homer said, "You don't win friends with salad."
Product Specifications

• Bacon scented hand sanitizer for humans
• Be germ-free and smell like delicious meat
• Are you as clean as a pig? You can be!
• Each bottle contains 2.25 ounces of hand sanitizer

Bacon Soap

 This is mostly for women,

it will make any man love you.

Any. 

(Key word is MAN, it wont attract sissy girls)

Bacon Soap  

$5.99

 

The other type of meat rub

• Looks and smells like bacon, but it's a bar of soap
• Comes in a fancy tin
• You will smell so delicious

How many times has the following scenario happened to you? You wake up late and have to compress your morning routine into a matter of minutes. In order to get fed and clean, you shower and eat breakfast at the same time. You close your eyes to prevent soap from getting in, and lather up. Too bad you grabbed some bacon instead of the soap; now you are even greasier than before your shower. You feel nasty, but smell delicious. And that's how you have to go to work. Just think: if you had some Bacon Soap you could have that scent of bacon, without risking all the microbes associated with rubbing your naked body with raw pork products.
And now you finally can have that Bacon Soap you've longed for all these years. It's marbled like real bacon. It smells like real bacon. And while it doesn't taste like real bacon (trust us), it sure does a body good. A dirty body, that is. Pick up a few bars for you and your friends. Each bar of Bacon Soap comes in a retro, metal tin, which makes it look great near your sink and perfect for gift giving. Bacon Soap - because bacon belongs in your bath!

Bacon Soap

• Looks and smells like bacon - but it's a bar of soap.
• Comes in a fancy tin.
• Net Wt: 2.3oz
• Dimensions: approx. 3.75" x 2.375" x 0.875"