This is mostly for women,
it will make any man love you.
Any.
(Key word is MAN, it wont attract sissy girls)
$5.99
The other type of meat rub
- Looks and smells like bacon, but it's a bar of soap
- Comes in a fancy tin
- You will smell so delicious
How many times has the following scenario happened to you? You wake up
late and have to compress your morning routine into a matter of minutes.
In order to get fed and clean, you shower and eat breakfast at the same
time. You close your eyes to prevent soap from getting in, and lather
up. Too bad you grabbed some bacon instead of the soap; now you are even
greasier than before your shower. You feel nasty, but smell delicious.
And that's how you have to go to work. Just think: if you had some Bacon Soap
you could have that scent of bacon, without risking all the microbes
associated with rubbing your naked body with raw pork products.
And now you finally can have that Bacon Soap you've longed for all these years. It's marbled like real bacon. It smells like real bacon. And while it doesn't taste like real bacon (trust us), it sure does a body good. A dirty body, that is. Pick up a few bars for you and your friends. Each bar of Bacon Soap comes in a retro, metal tin, which makes it look great near your sink and perfect for gift giving. Bacon Soap - because bacon belongs in your bath!
Bacon Soap
- Looks and smells like bacon - but it's a bar of soap.
- Comes in a fancy tin.
- Net Wt: 2.3oz
- Dimensions: approx. 3.75" x 2.375" x 0.875"
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