I've found a way to rid the world of
both germs and things that don't smell like Bacon!
And the Bacon Raytm is in the works,
I have my top men on it!
$1.99
Be as clean as a pig!
- Be germ-free and smell like delicious meat
- Are you as clean as a pig? You can be!
- Each bottle contains 2.25 ounces of hand sanitizer
In the words of a brilliant man, Homer Simpson:
All normal people love meat. If I went to a BBQ and there was no meat, I would say "Yo Goober! Where's the meat?" I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.If you're looking to win friends and influence people, we have the product that will launch you into super stardom. PorkKleen Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer will give your hands the distinct odeur of crisp, delicious bacon.
And as an added bonus, PorkKleen Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer actually santizes your hands, killing the germs you'll acquire when you shake the hands of all of those new friends you've just made.
Get some today and remember what Homer said, "You don't win friends with salad."
Product Specifications
- Bacon scented hand sanitizer for humans
- Be germ-free and smell like delicious meat
- Are you as clean as a pig? You can be!
- Each bottle contains 2.25 ounces of hand sanitizer
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