Flask Sandles

 What is more romantic than a walk on the beach?

Drinking baileys from a boot!

...it's from Old Greg. Youtube it.  

Reef, Flask Sandals

$49.99

Product Description

Reef is surf. They're inspired by water, by the ocean, by perfect waves, and the journey along the way to find them. They are a genuine, global surf brand that harvests the best of the lifestyle and shares it through authentic, innovative and fashionable.

 

The Dram sandal by reef has a small canteen built into the heel! The embedded flask is accessed thru a screw cap on the side of the sandals that tightens using the exclusive Reef church key / fin key multi-tool included with the sandals. The shaker icon molded rubber outsole has measuring points so you know when you're running low.

The iFusion!

It's a wireless wired phone,

powered by a wireless phone.

Technology. 

iFusion Smart Station for iPhone

$169.99

Floating Wireless Speaker

You know, for your pool.

Or bath tub.

Whatever floats your boat... or speaker! haha

I'm so funny.

Unlimited 900MHz Wireless Floating Pool Speaker

$96.99

Horse Head Mask

It's just classy.

Horse Head Mask

Product Description

We've discovered yet another universal truth - a person wearing a Horse Head Mask looks downright disturbing. But don't take our word for it, wear this latex mask with realistic fur mane to your next social function and watch as people scramble to avoid you. Fits most adult heads. Bagged with illustrated tag.

Mustache Pacifier

Because your baby could be cool.

 Mustache Pacifier

$12.95

Remote Controlled Cooler

 

HAHAHAHA, Move?!?!?

F*** that S***!

Remote Controlled Cooler

$70.00 

Product Description

Radio - controlled Cooler, ON SALE! Just sit back and take the controls on your next soda pop delivery. Insulated sides keep your drinks cold for the big game, allowing the RC Cooler to cater your friends' drink needs without you leaving your perch. Get the RC Cooler here for LESS! Ice-cold precision: 30' RC range; 4 sturdy and stable sure-grip wheels; Bottle-cap shaped controller; Capacity for 12 bottles of ice-cold refreshment; Closeable lid keeps undesirable hands off your stash en-route; Collapsible down to only 6 1/2" h. for easy storage; Uses 6 C batteries in cooler and 2 AA batteries in remote (not included). Measures 12" diam., 14" h. Weighs 3 lbs., 10 ozs.; Order yours today! Interactive Toy Concepts Radio-controlled Cooler

Outlet Wall Safe

Hide yo sh*t like boss!

 Outlet Hidden Wall Safe

$6.50 

An easy way to conceal your stuff

• Comes with cutout saw and easy install directions
• Once installed, pivots out to reveal secret hiding place
• Jewelry and money not included (sorry)

The Hidden Wall Safe is handy because most burglars spend less than six minutes inside a victim’s home and only have time to check the most obvious places for valuables. These unique wall safes allow you to hide valuables inside one of many identical looking wall outlets you already have in your home, the last place someone is likely to look. According to the Chicago Police these units are better than a locked safe and a hundred times cheaper. Worried about the outlet cover not matching your other outlets? No sweat, you can interchange any standard plug cover for this one to match your other plugs.

• High impact plastic and metal
• Once installed it pivots out to reveal the secret hiding place
• Comes with cutout saw and template for easy installation in just minutes
• Dimensions: 7"H x 3.5"W x 2.5"D
• Jewelry and money not included!

Caffeinated Syrup

 Who needs coffee when you can have waffles!?

 All-Natural Caffeinated Maple Syrup

$12.99

Wake up waffles!

• Delicious and highly caffeinated maple syrup - with no artificial anything!
• Loaded with caffeine to help supercharge your breakfast.
• Each serving has more caffeine than most energy drinks!

We like eating waffles and pancakes. A lot. Other than bacon, it's some of our favorite breakfast-anytime food. There's just something about waffles and pancakes that make you feel all warm and squishy inside. But they also sometimes make us tired. No longer. Not now that we have this All-Natural Caffeinated Maple Syrup. With this super syrup, we'll never be tired again!
All-Natural Caffeinated Maple Syrup is exactly what it sounds like. Really delicious maple syrup (with nothing artificial in it) loaded with caffeine. You'll get about 84mg of caffeine per tablespoon serving. For comparison, a 10 oz bottle of BAWLS has 80mg of caffeine. So, you're getting a little more than an energy drink worth of caffeine per serving. And this All-Natural Caffeinated Maple Syrup is so tasty, you might just use a couple servings per meal. We did. Three days ago. And we haven't been to sleep since!


All-Natural Caffeinated Maple Syrup

• Delicious maple syrup is all-natural (with no artificial anythings) and loaded with caffeine.
• 84mg of caffeine per serving (most energy drinks are only 80mg).
• 14 servings per glass bottle (which you can then reuse or recycle).
• Net Wt.: 16.5 oz.
• Dimensions: 8" x 3.75" x 1.625"

Illuminated Nightstand

No more stubbing your toes on the nightstand!

Unless your blind. But then how would you get on 

the internet to buy this in the first place. 

Rotoluxe™ Kvad Planter/Table - Indoor Use

$170.00 

 Light up any indoor space with the Kvad Planter/Table by Rotoluxe™. Manufactured from 100% recycled plastic, each product prevents 10 pounds of plastic waste from entering the landfill.

Skull Shot Glass

The mold is said to be made from the

shrunken head of Abraham Lincoln.

Doomed: 'Crystal Skull' 2.5oz Shot Glass

$9.99