Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Flask Sandles


 What is more romantic than a walk on the beach?
Drinking baileys from a boot!
...it's from Old Greg. Youtube it.  

$49.99

Product Description

Reef is surf. They're inspired by water, by the ocean, by perfect waves, and the journey along the way to find them. They are a genuine, global surf brand that harvests the best of the lifestyle and shares it through authentic, innovative and fashionable.
 
The Dram sandal by reef has a small canteen built into the heel! The embedded flask is accessed thru a screw cap on the side of the sandals that tightens using the exclusive Reef church key / fin key multi-tool included with the sandals. The shaker icon molded rubber outsole has measuring points so you know when you're running low.

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

The iFusion!


It's a wireless wired phone,
powered by a wireless phone.
Technology. 

$169.99

Monday, October 29, 2012

Floating Wireless Speaker




You know, for your pool.
Or bath tub.
Whatever floats your boat... or speaker! haha
I'm so funny.

$96.99

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Horse Head Mask



It's just classy.


Product Description

We've discovered yet another universal truth - a person wearing a Horse Head Mask looks downright disturbing. But don't take our word for it, wear this latex mask with realistic fur mane to your next social function and watch as people scramble to avoid you. Fits most adult heads. Bagged with illustrated tag.

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Remote Controlled Cooler

 
HAHAHAHA, Move?!?!?
F*** that S***!

$70.00 

Product Description

Radio - controlled Cooler, ON SALE! Just sit back and take the controls on your next soda pop delivery. Insulated sides keep your drinks cold for the big game, allowing the RC Cooler to cater your friends' drink needs without you leaving your perch. Get the RC Cooler here for LESS! Ice-cold precision: 30' RC range; 4 sturdy and stable sure-grip wheels; Bottle-cap shaped controller; Capacity for 12 bottles of ice-cold refreshment; Closeable lid keeps undesirable hands off your stash en-route; Collapsible down to only 6 1/2" h. for easy storage; Uses 6 C batteries in cooler and 2 AA batteries in remote (not included). Measures 12" diam., 14" h. Weighs 3 lbs., 10 ozs.; Order yours today! Interactive Toy Concepts Radio-controlled Cooler

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Outlet Wall Safe



Hide yo sh*t like boss!

$6.50 

An easy way to conceal your stuff

  • Comes with cutout saw and easy install directions
  • Once installed, pivots out to reveal secret hiding place
  • Jewelry and money not included (sorry)

The Hidden Wall Safe is handy because most burglars spend less than six minutes inside a victim’s home and only have time to check the most obvious places for valuables. These unique wall safes allow you to hide valuables inside one of many identical looking wall outlets you already have in your home, the last place someone is likely to look. According to the Chicago Police these units are better than a locked safe and a hundred times cheaper. Worried about the outlet cover not matching your other outlets? No sweat, you can interchange any standard plug cover for this one to match your other plugs.
  • High impact plastic and metal
  • Once installed it pivots out to reveal the secret hiding place
  • Comes with cutout saw and template for easy installation in just minutes
  • Dimensions: 7"H x 3.5"W x 2.5"D
  • Jewelry and money not included!

Monday, September 17, 2012

Caffeinated Syrup

 Who needs coffee when you can have waffles!?

$12.99

Wake up waffles!

  • Delicious and highly caffeinated maple syrup - with no artificial anything!
  • Loaded with caffeine to help supercharge your breakfast.
  • Each serving has more caffeine than most energy drinks!



We like eating waffles and pancakes. A lot. Other than bacon, it's some of our favorite breakfast-anytime food. There's just something about waffles and pancakes that make you feel all warm and squishy inside. But they also sometimes make us tired. No longer. Not now that we have this All-Natural Caffeinated Maple Syrup. With this super syrup, we'll never be tired again!
All-Natural Caffeinated Maple Syrup is exactly what it sounds like. Really delicious maple syrup (with nothing artificial in it) loaded with caffeine. You'll get about 84mg of caffeine per tablespoon serving. For comparison, a 10 oz bottle of BAWLS has 80mg of caffeine. So, you're getting a little more than an energy drink worth of caffeine per serving. And this All-Natural Caffeinated Maple Syrup is so tasty, you might just use a couple servings per meal. We did. Three days ago. And we haven't been to sleep since!


All-Natural Caffeinated Maple Syrup
  • Delicious maple syrup is all-natural (with no artificial anythings) and loaded with caffeine.
  • 84mg of caffeine per serving (most energy drinks are only 80mg).
  • 14 servings per glass bottle (which you can then reuse or recycle).
  • Net Wt.: 16.5 oz.
  • Dimensions: 8" x 3.75" x 1.625"

Saturday, September 15, 2012

Illuminated Nightstand

No more stubbing your toes on the nightstand!
Unless your blind. But then how would you get on 
the internet to buy this in the first place. 


$170.00 


 Light up any indoor space with the Kvad Planter/Table by Rotoluxe™. Manufactured from 100% recycled plastic, each product prevents 10 pounds of plastic waste from entering the landfill.

Saturday, September 8, 2012

Skull Shot Glass


The mold is said to be made from the
shrunken head of Abraham Lincoln.

$9.99

Drink-Drunk Shot Glass Set

 Be the envy of all your Frat buddies!
haha jk
You never got in a Frat... Nerd.

$10.99

Fred & Friends set of 2 shot glasses. Upright the glass says Drink. Upturned it says drunk.







Sunday, September 2, 2012

iPhone Microscope


Now you can instagram the dust on
your home gym out in the garage!

 $29.99

Get close and personal!

  • 60x magnification... on your iPhone!
  • 3 built-in white LEDs
  • See tiny things, verify watermarks, and more

Every time we get a new iPhone accessory, we're like HOLY CRAP WE LIVE IN THE FUTURE. Go on, ask the you from 20 years ago if you can imagine having a device that fits in your pocket that can check email, watch TV shows, video chat with your siblings from across the country... Yeah, the you from 20 years ago just told you to shut up. We know, that's what we said to us too.
The Mini Microscope for iPhone transforms your smartphone into a mini microscope capable of 60x magnification. Attach the Mini Microscope to the camera lens of your iPhone 4 or 4S and you can zoom in on just about anything. Three built-in bright white LEDs will shed light on your subject and even allow you to reliably verify watermarks. And of course, since it is attached to your camera, you can take photos of everything you're examining and share them with the world.
Bullet Headline
  • Microscope attachment for the iPhone 4/4S
  • Attaches to the lens of your camera
  • Zoom in at 60x magnification
  • Three built-in bright white LEDs included
  • See tiny things, verify watermarks, and more
  • Take photos of the things you're examining and share them
  • Dimensions: approx. 1.46" x 1.61" x 0.67"
  • Batteries: 3x LR1130

Saturday, September 1, 2012

Portable Body Scale


Now you can show people you're fat,
Where ever you go!

$29.99

Tiny bathroom

  • Ultra compact scale can fit in tiny bathroom, purse, or bag
  • Red LEDs light up with your weight
  • Perfect for travel: weigh your suitcase of souvenirs before you fly!
Ultra PortableWe envy the houses on HGTV with their bathrooms large enough for a whirlpool tub for two and a television. The reality is that many of us have a bathroom just large enough to do the basics of human hygiene. And when your healthstyle requires a semi-regular weighing of your bodily mass, you need to fit a scale into the cramped floor plan of your water closet.
The Portable Body Scale is here to save your space! The ultra compact design of this body scale means you can fit it anywhere in your bathroom or take it on the road when you travel. (It's also handy for weighing your suitcase before you go to the airport!) Made of toughened glass, this scale is seriously strong and will hold up to 330 pounds. Step on the scale and the red LED will light up giving you a steady and clear reading.
Product Specifications
  • Ultra compact scale can fit in tiny bathroom, purse, or bag
  • Red LEDs light up with your weight
  • Switch between pounds and kilograms with the flick of a switch
  • Perfect for travel: weigh your suitcase of souvenirs before you fly!
  • Best used on a hard, flat surface (aka, not carpet)
  • Automatic shut-off conserves battery life
  • Material: Super tough glass
  • Minimum Weight: 11 lb / 5 kg
  • Maximum Weight: 330 lb / 150 kg
  • Batteries: 2 AAA (not included)
  • Dimensions: approx. 8.27" x 4.33" x 0.79"

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Waterproof iPhone Case


 To boldly go where no iPhone has gone before.
Well not many anyway.

$14.99 

Water-Dirt-Dust-Foolproof

  • 100% waterproof, dirt-proof, and dust-proof
  • Retains full touch screen and call functionality
  • 98% skin transparency

As a shark, it can be exceedingly difficult to take calls and texts. Every time you think you hear the phone ring you realize that you're just hallucinating because every phone you've brought under the sea has died just about instantly (and sometimes shockingly). Being underwater poses quite a challenge when it comes to being a shark socialite, you need some protection. You need the iOttie Waterproof Skin.
Finally, when your phone rings, it actually does! You can play games, text, surf the web, do everything you've always wanted to do but never could. With the iOttie Waterproof Skin, you don’t have to worry about sand, reef dust, volcanic dirt, or ocean tides. The iOttie is 98% transparent so all your Instagram photos of your lunch (fish, fish, and fish) come out crystal clear. Along with protecting your phone from any and all “elemental interruptions”, you'll never have an issue with touch screen interference. And when it comes time to charge, each skin can be taken off and reused at least twice! The iOttie is the answer to all your problems; now if only you hadn't eaten all your friends...
Product Specifications

  • The iPhone protector for a person who really needs one!
  • 100% Waterproof, dirt-proof, and dust-proof
  • Great for anything from painting to skiing
  • Retains full touch screen and call functionality while in the waterproof skin.
  • 98% skin transparency allows for infinitesimal interference for picture and camera
  • iOttie includes:
    • 2 skins
    • 4 seals
    • 4 leakage indicators
  • Each skin can be reused at least twice.
  • Note: Not intended for permanent water-resistance, use at your own risk

Friday, August 24, 2012

Giant Jenga


Just look at how much fun they are having
playing with all that wood!

$169.99

Product Features

  • Handcrafted from New Zealand Pine.
  • Comes with convenient canvas carry bag.
  • Fully stacked measures approx. 4 feet tall.
  • 65 Blocks. Block size (approx. 8 1/4 x 1 3/4 x 1 1/2 inches)

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Useless Machine


It truly is useless.
There is nothing more to it.
Seriously, this is it.

$39.99


Turn it on, so it can turn itself off.

  • Fun, DIY electronics kit has only one function: turn it on and it turns itself off.
  • Every flip of the switch will also make a smile appear on onlookers.
  • One of the silliest electronics kits ever.



Ok, so it's a black box, sort of shiny, with a switch on top. But what does the switch do? Does it launch a nuclear attack? Does it terminate someone you don't know somewhere in the world? Does it make bacon magically appear? You stare at it over and over, hour after hour, until you can't take it anymore. You turn it on. And out of the box, a little finger pops out and turns the unit back off. That's all it does, and the smile on your face is proof it works. Presenting, the Useless Box Kit.
The Useless Box Kit arrives as most kits do: a pile of parts. With easy to follow instructions, you'll be assembling your Useless Box Kit very quickly. Whip out your soldering iron, do a little bit of work, and then screw the thing together. When you're done, you'll have your own gleaming acrylic box. Set it on your desk and wait for curiosity to cause victim after victim to turn it on - each to be met with the little finger turning the box back off. The Useless Box Kit - the silliest science kit we've ever fallen in love with.
Please Note: The acrylic pieces come with protective paper on both sides (as shown in the parts shot). You need to peel this off before installation.
Useless Box Kit
  • Build this fun kit and amaze everyone with how technology can do incredibly simple thing.
  • Turn the Useless Box on, and it will turn itself off. That's all it does.
  • Oh, and it also makes cool people smile (and scares away the squares).
  • Box made of space-age acrylic panels.
  • Over 50 pieces install easily, with some basic soldering and screwdriver skills.
  • Tools, solder, and batteries not included.
  • Batteries: 2 AA (not included)
  • Skill Level: High beginner / low intermediate
  • Completed Dimensions: approx. 5.5" x 4.125" x 2.75"



Potty Putter


For those times when you forget your smartphone.
 You know what I'm talking about.

$14.99 

Product Features

  • Includes
  • The Putting Green!
  • 2 Golf Balls!
  • Putter & Flag Stick!

Product Description

You get home from a long day at work. The kids are bothering you. The wife is being her lovely self. All you want to do is practice your putt but you don't have the time to hit the course for a few weeks. Well why not work out the kinks in your putting game with our new Potty Putter? It's a true innovation in getting the most out of each trip to the restroom. Get one for the office and one for home. Finally, you can play some golf without all those bothersome people. The Bathroom is perhaps your last bastion of freedom so don't let anyone invade it.

Friday, August 3, 2012

Mirror Wiper


It's about freaking time!
Now when someone enters the bathroom
uninvited you have something to whack them with!
 
$129.99

Product Features

  • Mirror includes manual windshield wiper
  • clears fog and moisture quickly
  • A unique home decor item - creative and functional!

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Offensive Business Cards


For when you can't quite say it yourself... 
'cause you're a pussy.

 $14.99

Product Features

  • Includes a variety of insults, from poor parking to horrible body odor
  • 100 offensive business card total split up over 8 different templates
  • Comes in a convenient card holder box for easy storage

Product Description

Stay classy while still speaking your mind with these offensive business cards. With eight different types of insults included, you'll have an insult for a variety of situations. The offensive business cards include the following templates: - You smell - You suck at parking - Your tattoos are dumb - Your service is terrible (for waiters) - Santa isn't real - You're ugly - You're an idiot - Stop being a sissy. Each of these templates is split up evenly over 100 cards total.

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Facebook Shower


Why can't the toilet have a facebook?
That's object-ist

$21.99

Everyone in the bathroom is your friend!

  • Fully functional shower curtain looks like your social media page!
  • Profile pic is clear so you can insert your own head.
  • Just one more way to have fun in the bathroom!
Social Media Shower To some, the bathroom is a room for taking care of business; to others, it's a room full of fun. For us, it's totally fun. You can play in the bathtub, you can draw on the fogged up mirror, and you make beautiful music (we mean singing . . . ok, we mean something else, too). And now you can add one more thing to your bathroom. That's right: social media! Just hang up a Social Media Shower Curtain, and suddenly the shower is your new wall.
Each Social Media Shower Curtain is made of space-age polyester and vinyl and is ready to hang in your bathroom today. It's got some posts on it from your friends: the toilet, the sink, etc. Plus, and this is the part that cracked us up the most, the profile pic is see-through. That means you can cram your face on one side and your face is your profile pic. The Social Media Shower Curtain also helps remind you that bath time doesn't have to be a solitary thing - it can be a social media extravaganza. Please promise us one thing, though: if you send us action shots of your Social Media Shower Curtain, please keep them clean (get it? clean? shower? ok, we'll stop).
Social Media Shower Curtain
  • Looks just like an old school (can we say that?) social media page - but it's a shower curtain!
  • The profile pic is see-through, so you can pop your head in for bathtime fun!
  • Made of polyester and vinyl.
  • Machine wash (gentle with cold water) and hang dry.
  • Dimensions: 70" x 70"

Monday, July 16, 2012

Bad Ass Bandaids




How to heal a boo-boo like a man!

$0.99-4.99 


Once you click on the link, there is a little bar in the middle of the screen where you can choose which one you want!