Thursday, July 26, 2012

Offensive Business Cards


For when you can't quite say it yourself... 
'cause you're a pussy.

 $14.99

Product Features

  • Includes a variety of insults, from poor parking to horrible body odor
  • 100 offensive business card total split up over 8 different templates
  • Comes in a convenient card holder box for easy storage

Product Description

Stay classy while still speaking your mind with these offensive business cards. With eight different types of insults included, you'll have an insult for a variety of situations. The offensive business cards include the following templates: - You smell - You suck at parking - Your tattoos are dumb - Your service is terrible (for waiters) - Santa isn't real - You're ugly - You're an idiot - Stop being a sissy. Each of these templates is split up evenly over 100 cards total.

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Facebook Shower


Why can't the toilet have a facebook?
That's object-ist

$21.99

Everyone in the bathroom is your friend!

  • Fully functional shower curtain looks like your social media page!
  • Profile pic is clear so you can insert your own head.
  • Just one more way to have fun in the bathroom!
Social Media Shower To some, the bathroom is a room for taking care of business; to others, it's a room full of fun. For us, it's totally fun. You can play in the bathtub, you can draw on the fogged up mirror, and you make beautiful music (we mean singing . . . ok, we mean something else, too). And now you can add one more thing to your bathroom. That's right: social media! Just hang up a Social Media Shower Curtain, and suddenly the shower is your new wall.
Each Social Media Shower Curtain is made of space-age polyester and vinyl and is ready to hang in your bathroom today. It's got some posts on it from your friends: the toilet, the sink, etc. Plus, and this is the part that cracked us up the most, the profile pic is see-through. That means you can cram your face on one side and your face is your profile pic. The Social Media Shower Curtain also helps remind you that bath time doesn't have to be a solitary thing - it can be a social media extravaganza. Please promise us one thing, though: if you send us action shots of your Social Media Shower Curtain, please keep them clean (get it? clean? shower? ok, we'll stop).
Social Media Shower Curtain
  • Looks just like an old school (can we say that?) social media page - but it's a shower curtain!
  • The profile pic is see-through, so you can pop your head in for bathtime fun!
  • Made of polyester and vinyl.
  • Machine wash (gentle with cold water) and hang dry.
  • Dimensions: 70" x 70"

Monday, July 16, 2012

Bad Ass Bandaids




How to heal a boo-boo like a man!

$0.99-4.99 


Once you click on the link, there is a little bar in the middle of the screen where you can choose which one you want!






















Sunday, July 15, 2012

Epic Snuggies

 Ever wanted to be awesome?

BOOM! BANG! POW!

$29.99 


 More awesomeness:

Saturday, July 14, 2012

Gum Lighter


"Can I have a piece of gum?"
"Yeah, just let me just light you on fire first."

$7.99 

Product Description

Mini And Slim? Green Arrow Shape. Refillable and using standard lighter gas. Dimension: 7.5cm x 2cm x 1.1cm(L/W/H)

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Belt Buckle Flask


People will be staring at your crotch all day.

$6.99

Product Description

A bit renegade and a bit rock 'n roll, this belt buckle liquor flask keeps your spirits handy and your pants secure. Made of polished stainless steel, our 2oz small flask easily slips from its holder to give you a quick sip whenever you need it, stays firm in the buckle when you're finished...and all the while makes a bold, belted statement. Liquor flask measures 2 x 3 . Fits belts up to 1 wide. Belt not included. Optional engraving available only at HomeWetBar.com.

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Bill Murray Coloring Book!


Coloring Books = Badass
Bill Murray = Badass
Bill Murray Coloring Book =  To awesome to put into words!!!

$14.99

Book Description

August 13, 2012
Be it in Ghostbusters, Lost in Translation, King Pin or Rushmore Bill Murray has become a favorite of our screens and has gone on to win the heart of indie fans around the world. This a collection of images inspired by the great man himself, compiled in a coloring book, so we can fill in Bill as much as we want!

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

PB&J Wallet

 You no longer have to worry about people
 stealing your wallet,
only eating it...
and maybe stealing it.

 $9.99
 

Product Features

  • 3-D photo printed pouch looks like a real peanut butter and jelly sandwich
  • Two pockets in one with magnetic closure
  • Zippered pouches fit small accessories such as phones, pens, lip gloss, money and credit cards
  • Unique gift idea
  • Measures 4 x 5.5 x 1-inches





Sunday, July 1, 2012

8-Bit Bouquet


When was the last time you got your 
girlfriend Mom some flowers?

$14.99
 

Sometimes Even Self-Rescuing Princesses Need Flowers

  • Pixelated flowers make the perfect gift for your 8-bit Princess 8bit
  • Never needs watering
  • Includes folding stand for display


We raced across the finest retro gaming platformers to pluck these choice posies for your pixel-based enjoyment. The 8-Bit Flower Bouquet is guaranteed to never wilt and is the perfect gift for the old-skool girl gamer in your life. The 8-Bit Flower Bouquet looks great standing on a table or hanging on a wall and reminds everyone that our entire reality is only a highly detailed video game being played by omnipotent beings from the 4th dimension.
Never Water Three Levels Pixel Posies
Product Features
  • Pixelated flowers make the perfect gift for your 8-bit Princess
  • Never needs watering
  • 3-D construction with 3 layers of depth
  • Includes folding stand for solo display
  • Holes in back for wall mounting
  • Stands 13" high