Outlet Wall Safe

Hide yo sh*t like boss!

 Outlet Hidden Wall Safe

$6.50 

An easy way to conceal your stuff

• Comes with cutout saw and easy install directions
• Once installed, pivots out to reveal secret hiding place
• Jewelry and money not included (sorry)

The Hidden Wall Safe is handy because most burglars spend less than six minutes inside a victim’s home and only have time to check the most obvious places for valuables. These unique wall safes allow you to hide valuables inside one of many identical looking wall outlets you already have in your home, the last place someone is likely to look. According to the Chicago Police these units are better than a locked safe and a hundred times cheaper. Worried about the outlet cover not matching your other outlets? No sweat, you can interchange any standard plug cover for this one to match your other plugs.

• High impact plastic and metal
• Once installed it pivots out to reveal the secret hiding place
• Comes with cutout saw and template for easy installation in just minutes
• Dimensions: 7"H x 3.5"W x 2.5"D
• Jewelry and money not included!

Caffeinated Syrup

 Who needs coffee when you can have waffles!?

 All-Natural Caffeinated Maple Syrup

$12.99

Wake up waffles!

• Delicious and highly caffeinated maple syrup - with no artificial anything!
• Loaded with caffeine to help supercharge your breakfast.
• Each serving has more caffeine than most energy drinks!

We like eating waffles and pancakes. A lot. Other than bacon, it's some of our favorite breakfast-anytime food. There's just something about waffles and pancakes that make you feel all warm and squishy inside. But they also sometimes make us tired. No longer. Not now that we have this All-Natural Caffeinated Maple Syrup. With this super syrup, we'll never be tired again!
All-Natural Caffeinated Maple Syrup is exactly what it sounds like. Really delicious maple syrup (with nothing artificial in it) loaded with caffeine. You'll get about 84mg of caffeine per tablespoon serving. For comparison, a 10 oz bottle of BAWLS has 80mg of caffeine. So, you're getting a little more than an energy drink worth of caffeine per serving. And this All-Natural Caffeinated Maple Syrup is so tasty, you might just use a couple servings per meal. We did. Three days ago. And we haven't been to sleep since!


All-Natural Caffeinated Maple Syrup

• Delicious maple syrup is all-natural (with no artificial anythings) and loaded with caffeine.
• 84mg of caffeine per serving (most energy drinks are only 80mg).
• 14 servings per glass bottle (which you can then reuse or recycle).
• Net Wt.: 16.5 oz.
• Dimensions: 8" x 3.75" x 1.625"

Illuminated Nightstand

No more stubbing your toes on the nightstand!

Unless your blind. But then how would you get on 

the internet to buy this in the first place. 

Rotoluxe™ Kvad Planter/Table - Indoor Use

$170.00 

 Light up any indoor space with the Kvad Planter/Table by Rotoluxe™. Manufactured from 100% recycled plastic, each product prevents 10 pounds of plastic waste from entering the landfill.

Skull Shot Glass

The mold is said to be made from the

shrunken head of Abraham Lincoln.

Doomed: 'Crystal Skull' 2.5oz Shot Glass

$9.99

Drink-Drunk Shot Glass Set

 Be the envy of all your Frat buddies!

haha jk

You never got in a Frat... Nerd.

Bottoms Up - Two Shot Glasses

$10.99

Fred & Friends set of 2 shot glasses. Upright the glass says Drink. Upturned it says drunk.

iPhone Microscope

Now you can instagram the dust on

your home gym out in the garage!

 Mini Microscope For iPhone

 $29.99

Get close and personal!

• 60x magnification... on your iPhone!
• 3 built-in white LEDs
• See tiny things, verify watermarks, and more

Every time we get a new iPhone accessory, we're like HOLY CRAP WE LIVE IN THE FUTURE. Go on, ask the you from 20 years ago if you can imagine having a device that fits in your pocket that can check email, watch TV shows, video chat with your siblings from across the country... Yeah, the you from 20 years ago just told you to shut up. We know, that's what we said to us too.
The Mini Microscope for iPhone transforms your smartphone into a mini microscope capable of 60x magnification. Attach the Mini Microscope to the camera lens of your iPhone 4 or 4S and you can zoom in on just about anything. Three built-in bright white LEDs will shed light on your subject and even allow you to reliably verify watermarks. And of course, since it is attached to your camera, you can take photos of everything you're examining and share them with the world.
Bullet Headline

• Microscope attachment for the iPhone 4/4S
• Attaches to the lens of your camera
• Zoom in at 60x magnification
• Three built-in bright white LEDs included
• See tiny things, verify watermarks, and more
• Take photos of the things you're examining and share them
• Dimensions: approx. 1.46" x 1.61" x 0.67"
• Batteries: 3x LR1130

Portable Body Scale

Now you can show people you're fat,

Where ever you go!

 Portable Body Scale

$29.99

Tiny bathroom

• Ultra compact scale can fit in tiny bathroom, purse, or bag
• Red LEDs light up with your weight
• Perfect for travel: weigh your suitcase of souvenirs before you fly!

We envy the houses on HGTV with their bathrooms large enough for a whirlpool tub for two and a television. The reality is that many of us have a bathroom just large enough to do the basics of human hygiene. And when your healthstyle requires a semi-regular weighing of your bodily mass, you need to fit a scale into the cramped floor plan of your water closet.
The Portable Body Scale is here to save your space! The ultra compact design of this body scale means you can fit it anywhere in your bathroom or take it on the road when you travel. (It's also handy for weighing your suitcase before you go to the airport!) Made of toughened glass, this scale is seriously strong and will hold up to 330 pounds. Step on the scale and the red LED will light up giving you a steady and clear reading.
Product Specifications

• Ultra compact scale can fit in tiny bathroom, purse, or bag
• Red LEDs light up with your weight
• Switch between pounds and kilograms with the flick of a switch
• Perfect for travel: weigh your suitcase of souvenirs before you fly!
• Best used on a hard, flat surface (aka, not carpet)
• Automatic shut-off conserves battery life
• Material: Super tough glass
• Minimum Weight: 11 lb / 5 kg
• Maximum Weight: 330 lb / 150 kg
• Batteries: 2 AAA (not included)
• Dimensions: approx. 8.27" x 4.33" x 0.79"